Size 32 (formerly size 28)
I’ve been the Olsen-twin skinny,
I’ve been the Ian-Thorpe slim.
I’ve been that-gardener-from-Deseperate-Housewife buff,
Then back to being fat*** again.
Mock me now and laugh your last, I say.
To thy once sexy boy you'll repay.
No hydroxy, No steroids; just a gym card and pain!
My old oozingly sexual self I will regain!
I’ve been the Olsen-twin skinny,
I’ve been the Ian-Thorpe slim.
I’ve been that-gardener-from-Deseperate-Housewife buff,
Then back to being fat*** again.
Mock me now and laugh your last, I say.
To thy once sexy boy you'll repay.
No hydroxy, No steroids; just a gym card and pain!
My old oozingly sexual self I will regain!
Me...soon...somehow...
***Fat is an extremely relative term. The definition is contingent on the sexual orientation of the qualified noun.
23 November 2006
Labels: The poet in me.
But that's a good exercise. Visualization. I tried that once, but I never grew the boobs.
Missed yah!