Coco Martin
Yesterday I was reduced to scavenge through Mr. Coco look-alike's files looking for a software he never managed to return. Admittedly, I was scanning through a few of his mail print-outs hoping that an indiscreet sentence or two will shed light to my suspicion that he is gay.
Accidentally I came across this:
'When I was 13 years old, my hair was black & thick & beautiful, many people always praying me because of my hair, but one day my sister bring me to hair sallon to burm hair, because of the cheap hair solution, have spoil my hair, the hair solution plus burm hair only cost me about P200.00, but there are 12 years ago, now my drop everyday, i was so sad, and one suddenly my hair become reddich colour, is it because of the work pressure.
Could you please help me to solve my problem.'
I guess he's straight after all.
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