November 06, 2006
Groundbreaking

It was our first heated argument. At the Burger King, of all places. Somewhere at Seoul’s gay district—we had our very first conversation without any mention of Miss Dominican Republic’s national costume on last years’ Miss Universe.

Some remark I made on his lover from few lovers ago ricocheted as retaliatory I-hate-this-and-that-about-you. Like a tong-its game (gin & rummy) in your neighborhood wake abundant with M.Y. San crackers and commoners’ coffee, things went hardcore and cards were laid.

Consciously, we’ve been avoiding any altercations on matters that matter. Like that homo sitcom, we were Will and Grace, Karen and Jack: spatting over the artistic merits of Bata Bata Paano ka Ginawa versus Titanic, what is the capital of Gabon, our waist lines and other people’s non-gym-going waist lines, commuting on jeepneys and my I-don’t-eat-at-food courts policy. It’s comfortable stuff only!

It’s as like as chalk and cheese this time: embarrassed stares, wrinkled noses. We said things to each other that we meant to say ages ago. Things we never thought the need to discuss them may arise…like Ever Bilena on cosmetics.

I’m not going to write about it though. I tell about other people too much.

Here’s what I can share though:

One is ever grateful to the heavens for a best friend with two co-dependent nervous systems—for his penis and for himself, with a taste for the mongoloid-ish oriental boys which cuts down any competition between us and with a twisted understanding of love but with the generosity to parade his broken heart and sore, sometimes violated ass once or twiceonce and again to set example to the likes of me who understands the the game of love less.


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posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 11/06/2006 | 11 comments
March 18, 2006
As we celebrate 10 years of best-friendship, let me introduce my best buddy by sharing his latest e-mail to me.


HOY LOLA (hey grandma),

UMUWI KA NA AT UR MISSING SO MUCH NA. (your missing so much so you better get your bubbly ass back home)

OFF AKO TODAY 3/17/2006 (I’m off duty today) AT (and) I DUNNO WHAT TO DO, GYM MAGHAPON AT MANGARAP SA MGA GUD LOOKING GUYS AND GAYS DUN, ( stay in the gym the whole day and droll at good looking guys and gays)

KASE NAMAN ANG GAGANDA NILA (it annoys me that are they all so good looking) AS IN THEY ARE IN THE POSITION TO MAKE ME FEEL UNPRETTY.

WISH KO LANG AT MAGHIWALAY LAHAT NG COUPLES DUN. (I wish all the gay couples there would break up soon)

BITTER!!!!!!!!!!! :)

NAPUNTAHAN KO NA YUNG BLOGSPOT MO AT WINNER IN ENGLISH KA, AS IN JENNIFER HAWKINS. (I’ve visited your BLOGSPOT and it is soooo Jennifer Hawkins)

DI KO ALAM MAG REPLY DUN KASE ALAM MO NAMAN AT MAHINA ME SA MGA COMPUTER EK EK EK. (You know how illiterate I am when it comes to computers and internet so I wasn’t able to post a reply)

D2 KA NA LANG MAG WORK KAYA SA MANILA, UNTI LANG SAHOD PERO PUNO NG TRIVIA ANG EVERY DAY NATIN. (Why can’t you just work here in Manila, the pay is not so big but our everyday lives would be filled with trivia)

TAPOS KAIN TAYO NG TUFO DUN SA CHINA TOWN TAPOS MANGHADA TAYO NG MGA CHINESE NA MUKHANG MONGOLOID HEHEHE… (Let’s eat tufo in China Town and cruise for Chinese guys who look like mongoloids.)

HAY NAKU, UMIIKOT BUHAY KO SA GYM LATELY, ANG DAMI KO NA REALIZE, I REALIZED NA HINDI PA AKO KAGANDAHAN TULAD NG MGA TAO DUN, I MEAN TO SAY PARANG NAPAPANGITAN AKO TALAGA SA SELF KO, PERO AT LEAST I LEARNED NA LUMUGAR AT WAG MUNA MANGARAP NG MGA GWAPO KASE DI NAMAN AKO KAGANDAHAN, KAILANGAN KO MUNA MAGPAKAHIRAP SA GYM BAGO AKO MANGARAP ULI.
(Lately my life runs around my work-out, I realized that I am not that good looking yet, I mean, I feel ugly, but the good part is I’ve come to realize where I stand and so now I stopped dreaming of handsome men since I don’t have equal looks to offer. I’m off to burn my ass at the gym before I start dreaming again.)

HAY NAKU, BITUING WALANG NINGNING.
(Star without shimmer…)

IM NOT GIVING TOO MUCH OF MY TIME SA WORK, THERE IS MUCH IN LIFE THAN WORK.

SANA GUMANDA NA ME SA TULONG NG FITNESS FIRST (I hope that soon I would look good, with the help of Fitness First) AT SANA (and hopefully) MY GRAY LIFE WUD BE COLORED RED.

NGA PALA MAY NABILI AKO ALBUM NG SPICE GIRLS SA QUIAPO, (By the way, I bought a Spice Girls CD at Quiapo). I PLAY IT WHEN I WORK OUT, NAAALALA KO COLLEGE DAYS NATIN. (I remember our college days…)

MISS U TOO FRENSHIP!

VIVA FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOY, HABAAN MO MESSAGE MO BAKLA (This one, I refuse to translate.)

Ladies and gentlemen: my best friend.


18 March 2006

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posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 3/18/2006 | 31 comments