PA- STAR
September 14, 2008


This week's nominee: Ms. Kris Aquino
For her moment of ka taklesahan anew. Her victim: the lovely Charlene Gonzales.


Sino ba ang mahilig sa may asawa?
Sino ba ang may STD?

Kung meron mang pa-star, hindi naman talaga maikakaila kung sino.





At kung ganda rin lang ang pag uusapan. Naman.





Ayan, nag tagalog talaga ako. Bawas sa IELTS points.



P.S. Did you know that there's a Kris Aquino hate page? No, it's not my creation but i'm not upset that there's one. http://www.ihatekris.tk/





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posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 9/14/2008 | 20 comments

The New Miss Universe Crown is Ugly
June 21, 2008





This week's nominee: The Miss Universe Organization.

For replacing the divine Mikimoto crown


with an ala-Miss Gay Catbalogan wiry monstrosity


"The curved design creates a natural rhythm and a stable structure for the crown, symbolizing the spirit of unity. The crown combines the beauty and the character of each nation, accomplishing the goal of the pageant, which is international unity", paliwanag nila.

Ewan!

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posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 6/21/2008 | 15 comments

Taray ni Kathy
June 13, 2008
This week's nominee is: Ms. Katherine Heigl for her "I don't deserve an Emmy" ka churvahan.


I like her...but i'm not sure I like her attitude over her refusing an Emmy nomination (or a refusal to seek one, as noted by buzzers).


Heigl won her 1st Emmy for her role as an emotional intern in the medical drama series Grace Antomy.

"I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the academy organization" churva niya.

Oh come off it Kat!


other nominees:


http://miseducated-virgin.blogspot.com/2008/04/nomination-week-2008-miseducated-awards.html

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posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 6/13/2008 | 8 comments

Nomination Week- 2008 Miseducated Awards
April 24, 2008


Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you:




Head surgeon Philips Leo Arias;


Assistant surgeons Angelo Linawagan and Max Joseph Montecillo;


Nursing attendant Rosemarie Villareal; and


Circulating nurse Carmina Sapio.




They are officially nominated for the 2008 Miseducated Awards for their exemplary ethical standard during the Cebu perfume-canister-rammed-up-one's-ass operation.




They share this prestigious honor with fellow nominee Ms. Gretchen Baretto. Miss Barreto's disconcerting contribution to the music industry earned her her first nomination.





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posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 4/24/2008 | 3 comments