Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you:
Head surgeon Philips Leo Arias;
Assistant surgeons Angelo Linawagan and Max Joseph Montecillo;
Nursing attendant Rosemarie Villareal; and
Circulating nurse Carmina Sapio.
They are officially nominated for the 2008 Miseducated Awards for their exemplary ethical standard during the Cebu perfume-canister-rammed-up-one's-ass operation.
They share this prestigious honor with fellow nominee Ms. Gretchen Baretto. Miss Barreto's disconcerting contribution to the music industry earned her her first nomination.