PA- STAR
September 14, 2008


This week's nominee: Ms. Kris Aquino
For her moment of ka taklesahan anew. Her victim: the lovely Charlene Gonzales.


Sino ba ang mahilig sa may asawa?
Sino ba ang may STD?

Kung meron mang pa-star, hindi naman talaga maikakaila kung sino.





At kung ganda rin lang ang pag uusapan. Naman.





Ayan, nag tagalog talaga ako. Bawas sa IELTS points.



P.S. Did you know that there's a Kris Aquino hate page? No, it's not my creation but i'm not upset that there's one. http://www.ihatekris.tk/





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posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 9/14/2008 | 20 comments

Galing ng Bading
August 31, 2008
PANGET CHARMING MAN AT BADING,
NAKAKAKANTA RIN



Pinoy Dream Academy finalist Bugoy is favored to win the grand prize.


We're proud of you sister!

n.b.

rewind ng kaunti...

Ang Pioneer


Mga Ladies in Waiting


This post is a contribution of my dear friend Ivana Federova Vega Lopez-Lacroix.


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posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 8/31/2008 | 25 comments

Day Jobs, Affairs and Butts
August 16, 2008

It's hell, I tell you.


As Bryan Miseducated's day job braves an extended audit season he could hardly find time for his beloved blog. He's soooooo not very fond of their auditors right now. But just to keep this page from going stale, here's something that he thinks is worth mentioning:


Querida Adriana’s retort to Leigh’s “Not everyone can have meaningless one-night stands.”:


"First of all, girls, 'one-night stands' are for sad little people who meet in Atlantic City casinos or Midwestern hotels. 'Hooking up' is what drunken sorority girls do after their spring formals. We have affairs. Fabulous, sexy, spontaneous affairs. Understood?"

from:
Chasing Harry Winston
Lauren Weisberger
(the author of The Devil Wears Prada)


Bet mo?

I wish everyone affairs galore for years to cum come!! Woof!



P.S.


apparently, rumored closet queen Sam Milby exposed his rear on a local TV series


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posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 8/16/2008 | 12 comments

Pa Cheese Burger!
June 01, 2008
I do get half a dozen of commercial-free Filipino channels from my cable subscriptions (I have two) in Port Moresby.

So I ask you to pardon me...when my friends Pat and Nhur were chuckling over an apparent private joke about a cheese burger, I was forced to thinking they meant this:


I assume too much.

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posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 6/01/2008 | 2 comments

Aliens Abduct Good Writers
December 13, 2007
Conspiracists report that aliens have abducted Philippines' best screenwriters.

There are no documented sightings of saucer shaped crafts hovering over Mother Ignacia Street or above the EDSA-Santolan area. Nonetheless, showbiz insiders reveal that the major networks were swift to conceal the privation with new programs of apparent unprecedented plots like that of the fantasy-drama series about a lesbian vixen and her uber-straight, heterosexual-male of the year soldier lover.


Blood and Chocolate is an Anne Rice-style, romantic, supernatural werewolf novel by Annette Curtis Klause. It was made into a movie and released early this year.


While the abductions are alarming, TV enthusiasts warn the citizenry of a greater danger - - the speciousness of the networks with their stale then recycled story line combos of mixed identities and against-all-odds love posturing as something else.

Critics predict another dark season of Philippine primetime programming.

Everyone is advised to hoard a season's supply of DVDs.



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posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 12/13/2007 | 11 comments