August 11, 2006
Failure to Launch


Project Seoul is off to a bad start. Last Monday, I was supposed to be up at 5:30 in the morning to commence a daily, month-long hour of walk/jog at the yacht club marina. But a nightmare shook me from sleep two hours earlier and I woke up with an excretory function-caused penile erection to deal with.

All these left me un-able to doze off anew. Having 38 winks instead of 40—I had to skip the whole thing (walking/jogging/nose picking). I turned on the tube instead for a marathon of TFC (The Filipino Channel) crap—a good doze against the compulsion to masturbate. Mind you, my Bulgari hand softener is a looot more expensive than my cable subscription.

The rest of the week is like the Philippines’ 33 years of losing streak for the Miss Universe crown. Take-outs and pizzas, yes; but no morning jog, no gym, no nothing.

Next Monday is another promising day to send off things. I’ll tell more about Project Seoul pending a successful launch.

11 August 2006
posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 8/11/2006 |



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At 10:13 PM, Blogger Deej Diaz said........
how to deal with wood... i had the same problem last week. natulog na lang ako.... wahahahaha!
 




At 8:31 AM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
ako umihi nalang...:-)
 




At 2:14 PM, Blogger Lyka Bergen said........
Try to change! Any change. Hairstyle, Deodorant, Perfume, Brand ng Underwear, basta anything. Believe me, yung outlook mo.... it's going to change too. Try lang!

Look at Bb. Pilipinas.... Walang pagbabago. Kaya 33 years na zero. Miss Photegenic lang ang kaya natin kung walang change!

Ching!
 




At 3:43 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
ei lyka, tnx for 'em nice nuggets thoughts to chew on (tama ba yun? chew on?)
 




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