Failure to Launch
Project Seoul is off to a bad start. Last Monday, I was supposed to be up at 5:30 in the morning to commence a daily, month-long hour of walk/jog at the yacht club marina. But a nightmare shook me from sleep two hours earlier and I woke up with an excretory function-caused penile erection to deal with.
All these left me un-able to doze off anew. Having 38 winks instead of 40—I had to skip the whole thing (walking/jogging/nose picking). I turned on the tube instead for a marathon of TFC (The Filipino Channel) crap—a good doze against the compulsion to masturbate. Mind you, my Bulgari hand softener is a looot more expensive than my cable subscription.
The rest of the week is like the Philippines’ 33 years of losing streak for the Miss Universe crown. Take-outs and pizzas, yes; but no morning jog, no gym, no nothing.
Next Monday is another promising day to send off things. I’ll tell more about Project Seoul pending a successful launch.
11 August 2006