April 30, 2008

Bryan Miseducated

Location: Philippines

Mission: Maghanap ng mga bottom

Mission History:

NAIA 1900 hrs 29 Apr 08.

MOA 1800 hrs

Laffline 2000 hrs

Bed (as in kama, not the bar...alone, shi*) 0800 hrs 30 Apr 08.

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posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 4/30/2008 | 9 comments
April 26, 2008

I'm sure all of you know about this:

Dinaan natin yan sa Internet votes.

Kung kinaya natin yan, aba kaya rin natin ito:

Hala, mag vote na!!


Ngayon na bakla, ngayon na. Baka mauna pa si Miss Costa Rica!


posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 4/26/2008 | 4 comments
i'm doing this self help things. among many things i need to remember this mantra:

talk straight

how about if i sing it?

Empty by Cranberries

posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 4/26/2008 | 2 comments
April 25, 2008

The Empire State Building will be lit up pink, purple, and white from Friday, April 25 through Sunday, April 27, 2008...



The most sucessful female artist of all time!!

posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 4/25/2008 | 3 comments
April 24, 2008

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you:

Head surgeon Philips Leo Arias;

Assistant surgeons Angelo Linawagan and Max Joseph Montecillo;

Nursing attendant Rosemarie Villareal; and

Circulating nurse Carmina Sapio.

They are officially nominated for the 2008 Miseducated Awards for their exemplary ethical standard during the Cebu perfume-canister-rammed-up-one's-ass operation.

They share this prestigious honor with fellow nominee Ms. Gretchen Baretto. Miss Barreto's disconcerting contribution to the music industry earned her her first nomination.


posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 4/24/2008 | 3 comments
April 21, 2008
China is posed to overtake Germany's position as a top economic power.

Not only that, China has overtaken Phlippines on beauty matters too.

China climed three notches after Miss Tong He (laban ka sa name?) placed second to Miss Peru during the 2008 Miss Tourism International.

Having a half wit Binibini vying for Miss World, what chances do we have of grabbing our post back?


posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 4/21/2008 | 7 comments
April 20, 2008
I'm blogging with my hp ipaq pda.

... is it working?
posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 4/20/2008 | 0 comments
April 14, 2008

I'm probably one of the last Ellen fan to read this:

I found it at an ukayan here in Port Moresby. What's that I said, I ukay? Naman.

"If you are a person who has chosen not to have sex, you're not a celebrity--you're a celibate. Now I'm sure there are may benefits to being celibate, though the only two that spring to my mind are: one, you probably become better at other things, like, for instance the Jumble or remembering Star Trek trivia; and two, I would imagine you don't have to change your sheets quite so often."

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posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 4/14/2008 | 8 comments
April 13, 2008

I was feeling generous the other day so I went buyin' nice things for my blog sisters.

I was thinking bags. Bags that they can fill with at least a kilo of NFA rice should worse come to worst.

So off I went to ate ML.

To match Goddess' boa constrictive beauty...

an Audrey python bow clutch.

For royalties like Bryan Boy...

an Audrey satin bow clutch.

A testament to Lyka's dote on ball bearings and their likeness...

a Marilyn pearl pouchette.

To compliment Mrs. J's reptilian glow...

a Sophia caiman pouchette.

I'll do shopping for Kiks, Mandaya, Reyna and others sometime soon.

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posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 4/13/2008 | 3 comments
April 12, 2008

My grandma keeps on reminding me that her ancestors are of royal descent...mga pre-hispanic royalties of Pangasinan like Princess Urduja...kaya relate ako dito...

Grandmas don't make up these things naman dba?

Go, go, go long-dead cousin princess!

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posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 4/12/2008 | 2 comments
April 11, 2008
If the Beatles shares among themselves their #1's, that leaves 5 hits each for Ringo, Paul, George and John. So technically Mariah reigns supreme with her 18 #1's in the US Billboard charts!

Mimi outnumbered Elvis' 17 #1's after her single "Touch My Body" from her latest album E=MC2 topped the charts.

Hail Mariah full of breasts, the airwaves is with you!



posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 4/11/2008 | 4 comments
April 10, 2008

Tonight the pageant season officially sets off with the coronation of the new Miss Tourism Queen International. Hurrah!

Not so much hurrahs for beloved Philippines though. I'm no expert but if an aching molar is bringing me down I'd see a dentist not join a pageant.

Krystle Ann Dizon

I googled to death looking for a more flattering photo of Ms. Dizon but this is the best the web came up with. Sigh...I've seen prettier university belt xerox girls who are (curiously) mostly lesbians during my SLU days.

Well, it's not over until it's over. Tonight might crown another Pinay queen to help revive our fading pageant reputation...extremely unlikely but extreme miracles do happen.





posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 4/10/2008 | 3 comments
April 06, 2008

I didn't get invited to go yachting today but Hallmark Channel is running an Oprah marathon so I am fine. Fine turns better after watching an episode about a university professor dying of pancreatic cancer giving his last lecture.

His lecture is so touching and inspiring I wish everyone I care for hears it too.


posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 4/06/2008 | 3 comments
April 03, 2008

A bigger stage awaits you Ramiele. And we'll be there again cheering on.


Love and lots of hugs,
Port Moresby's Betel Nut Five + Leno


posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 4/03/2008 | 2 comments
April 01, 2008

I'm back!

At kasama ko si Gabby Conception! Chus!

Basta I'm back na.

New post by tomorrow over the next few days.

Say hi nalang muna to my new toy. Chus ulit!


posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 4/01/2008 | 7 comments