November 23, 2006
Size 32 (formerly size 28)

I’ve been the Olsen-twin skinny,
I’ve been the Ian-Thorpe slim.

I’ve been that-gardener-from-Deseperate-Housewife buff,
Then back to being fat*** again.

Mock me now and laugh your last, I say.
To thy once sexy boy you'll repay.

No hydroxy, No steroids; just a gym card and pain!
My old oozingly sexual self I will regain!


***Fat is an extremely relative term. The definition is contingent on the sexual orientation of the qualified noun.

23 November 2006


posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 11/23/2006 |


At 8:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said........
You gained weight, huh. How totally observant of me.

But that's a good exercise. Visualization. I tried that once, but I never grew the boobs.

Missed yah!

At 1:09 PM, Blogger vina said........
well, well...good luck then! :)

At 4:18 PM, Blogger Rose said........
i repeat your words to you: FAT IS AN EXTREMELY RELATIVE TERM. :)

you aren't fat, there's just now more of you to love!

At 8:04 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@mel: you should keep trying

miss ya too!!

@vina: thanks vina

@rose: got me there rosie! love you so much!

At 7:32 PM, Blogger Lyka Bergen said........
Nangarap ang Lola!~ Good Luck!

At 9:52 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@lyka: exage...ganda dati katawan ko noh ;- )

At 8:15 PM, Blogger tin-tin said........
hmmm... that's great! just be disciplined and i'm sure you'll achieve it :)

At 9:28 PM, Anonymous ie said........
the last sentence got me good. ha ha. i'm planning to hit the gym real soon also. so ang laban mo, ay laban ko. kaya natin to! :)

At 9:22 AM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@tintin: sooo miss my old body. as in dina ako kasya sa mga damit ko

@ie: laban kung laban ei!

ei guys thnx for the visit!

At 9:32 PM, Anonymous Claire said........
Good luck with the weight loss. Remember not to become one of those people who makes yourself miserable over your weight though...nothing is worth that!

At 3:17 PM, Blogger Mr. Schizophrenic said........
Gosh, I can relate. Salamat sa pagvisita, ha? =)

BTW, kumusta naman mga trivu jan sa Papua New Guinea? =)