November 05, 2007


(Contrary to popular belief, the female black widow spider only rarely eats the male after mating...)

Your antics are not exactly the The Da Vinci secret.

You must have realized by now that people talk. People you slept with talk. Now connect the gossip-loving dots and voila: your bed time stories on broadband.

Personally I don't have any issues on your sexual escapades. In fact I am a big fan of your work. What I am telling here is: it is not right when people are wronged in your attempt to cover-up your not-so inviolate past.

Honesty is the only way to free yourself from the shadow of your promiscuous past without hurting other people. Do a Kris Aquino (on her STD infection). Admit that you were horny all decade, endure chastisement for a while and no sooner than the next Pinoy Big Brother nomination night earn peoples' respect for your honesty and your bravery to be honest.

Save your worries; I don't have to mention your name here. This is not about you. This post is to vindicate people you have badmouthed just so you can keep a perfect picture of you.

Don't they teach this on Sunday mass you so frequent? Oh well.


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Caladryl/ Catherine Zeta Jones/ Cathy Santillan adj 1: sexually hyperactive, 2: libidinous

Sabi nila Catherine Zeta Jones ang mga bading na laging nasa BED sa may Malate.

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posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 11/05/2007 |



16 Comments:

At 8:32 PM, Blogger Lyka Bergen said........
Ang opposite ng Cathy Santillan.... ako yun!

Korina Sanchez aketch!
 




At 8:47 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@lyka: Mel Tiangco ka eh!!
 




At 11:41 PM, Blogger ie said........
sorry, clueless about the referent. but yeah, honesty is the best policy. thank you! :)
 




At 12:38 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@ie: it's about a f***-up friend...

your welcome!
 




At 8:07 PM, Blogger joy-joy said........
ayan may natutunan na naman ako. :D musta na bryan?
 




At 8:20 PM, Blogger dean said........
uy!
 




At 8:11 AM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@joy: mabuti naman ako... Cathy=itchy hehehehe
 




At 8:12 AM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@dean: uy din dean! hehehe
 




At 3:21 PM, Blogger ruff nurse-du-jour said........
is there by any chance i might have known (or, unfortunately met) the person you're referring to?

naaah, i think i'll probably stay in the dark.

ignorance, indeed, is bliss. :-)
 




At 7:45 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@ruff: sana naman e hindi. enough na ang mga bad people sa earth
 




At 8:21 PM, Blogger kalansaycollector said........
sushal!

well basta ako virgin pa. period.
 




At 10:39 PM, Blogger Kiks said........
Ok lang maging Cathy Santillan.

Wag lang maging Cristy Fermin.

O Butch Francisco kaya?
 




At 12:08 AM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@kalansay: sana ako rin...virgin... chus!
 




At 12:09 AM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@kiks: si butch, minsan inalok nya yung fren ko na maf sex sa shower room ng isang sikat na gym... tsika ng fren ko yan...
 




At 1:35 PM, Anonymous chase said........
oi who is that person? And yes honesty is a best policy indeed and also it frees you from guilt as well.
 




At 2:00 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@chase: my point exactly!!