December 13, 2007
Conspiracists report that aliens have abducted Philippines' best screenwriters.

There are no documented sightings of saucer shaped crafts hovering over Mother Ignacia Street or above the EDSA-Santolan area. Nonetheless, showbiz insiders reveal that the major networks were swift to conceal the privation with new programs of apparent unprecedented plots like that of the fantasy-drama series about a lesbian vixen and her uber-straight, heterosexual-male of the year soldier lover.


Blood and Chocolate is an Anne Rice-style, romantic, supernatural werewolf novel by Annette Curtis Klause. It was made into a movie and released early this year.


While the abductions are alarming, TV enthusiasts warn the citizenry of a greater danger - - the speciousness of the networks with their stale then recycled story line combos of mixed identities and against-all-odds love posturing as something else.

Critics predict another dark season of Philippine primetime programming.

Everyone is advised to hoard a season's supply of DVDs.



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posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 12/13/2007 |



11 Comments:

At 10:15 PM, Blogger Rey said........
that's an interesting theory.

On a sidenote, this is the first time I've encountered a male who rate chocolate better than sex.

Damn... and all along I thought it's a front row seat in a world cup match.
 




At 10:29 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
in my case that would be a front seat at a Miss Universe pageant or the the annual fashion week in Paris
 




At 10:30 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
and oh, the chocolate and sex thing... that's just to keep my mum snooping around...

:=)
 




At 5:31 PM, Blogger Momel said........
Blood and Chocolate. I've seen it. It's about werewolves. it has good looking werewolf assholes, the heroine doesn't have much tits, and the story takes more time than a Rolex. Which isn't a good comparison at all for a horror movie since they ought to scare you right off the bat.

Cheers!
 




At 12:37 AM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@ momel: hahaha... not that i'll ever have interest with tits, big or small

woof!
 




At 3:32 AM, Anonymous pat said........
at least si jake cuenca nakikita sa channel 2. the Only thing worth seeing in tv nowadays. noh?
 




At 1:16 PM, Blogger ruff nurse-du-jour said........
i'm actually looking forward to la locsin's telenovela...

if only for papa piolo. :-)
 




At 5:24 PM, Blogger Carl said........
#1 madedepres siguro ako kung ang sinulat kong kwento ay isinadula sa telebisyon pero mas pipiliin parin ng mga tao ang manood ng zaido

#2 baka hindi ako bayaran ng tama sapagkat walang sponsor ang mga artsy stuff sa primetime

#3 ikembot nalang natin... "it's lonely to be smart" - oca campomanes
 




At 10:56 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@pat: i like jake's bulge, pero yung ka gwapuhan nya parang disimulado...
 




At 10:56 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@ruff: in fairness, ganda ng buudddii ni piolo dun sa teaser
 




At 10:57 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@carl: hayaan mo pag ako naging super rich tatayo ako ng TV station, kaw bahala sa primetime

kembot!!