Conspiracists report that aliens have abducted Philippines' best screenwriters.
There are no documented sightings of saucer shaped crafts hovering over Mother Ignacia Street or above the EDSA-Santolan area. Nonetheless, showbiz insiders reveal that the major networks were swift to conceal the privation with new programs of apparent unprecedented plots like that of the fantasy-drama series about a lesbian vixen and her uber-straight, heterosexual-male of the year soldier lover.
There are no documented sightings of saucer shaped crafts hovering over Mother Ignacia Street or above the EDSA-Santolan area. Nonetheless, showbiz insiders reveal that the major networks were swift to conceal the privation with new programs of apparent unprecedented plots like that of the fantasy-drama series about a lesbian vixen and her uber-straight, heterosexual-male of the year soldier lover.
Blood and Chocolate is an Anne Rice-style, romantic, supernatural werewolf novel by Annette Curtis Klause. It was made into a movie and released early this year.
While the abductions are alarming, TV enthusiasts warn the citizenry of a greater danger - - the speciousness of the networks with their stale then recycled story line combos of mixed identities and against-all-odds love posturing as something else.
Critics predict another dark season of Philippine primetime programming.
Everyone is advised to hoard a season's supply of DVDs.
Philippine TelevisionLabels: Pinoy TV Bunk.
On a sidenote, this is the first time I've encountered a male who rate chocolate better than sex.
Damn... and all along I thought it's a front row seat in a world cup match.