I'm probably one of the last Ellen fan to read this:
I found it at an ukayan here in Port Moresby. What's that I said, I ukay? Naman.
"If you are a person who has chosen not to have sex, you're not a celebrity--you're a celibate. Now I'm sure there are may benefits to being celibate, though the only two that spring to my mind are: one, you probably become better at other things, like, for instance the Jumble or remembering Star Trek trivia; and two, I would imagine you don't have to change your sheets quite so often."
Ellen De Generes