September 08, 2007
Shout-up!


I’m stalling all decent posts indefinitely until my new site is all brushed up, shiny and ready for a ‘miseducated’ occupancy. Meanwhile, I keep my online life on the go (aside from occasional porn) with the tackiest thing on the web …FRIENDSTER!

An entry ago, I mentioned that FRIENDSTER can be a bucket full of fun where even non- dumb blondes are dumb intellectually unsophisticated (like me)!

Take a look at this one for an example.

FRIENDSTER has this feature ‘shutout’ where members may post a few words when one feels like sharing a bit of wit to the world and they appear in a callout next to his/her main photo. It is sometimes amazing but more often dreadful. Nonetheless, this gig can be very entertaining.

I’m doing this every month.

Here’s my shutout for September:

"life is a shit, and bitch happen"

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posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 9/08/2007 | 1 comments

March 12, 2007
Blowing Bubbles

According to the 1990 census, English is a mother tongue for only around 32,802 Filipinos.

Meanwhile, this aflame Arnold Clavio fan whose scholastic idiomatic eccentricity is second only to his unprecedented idiocy, me and 80,000,000 others must have done something wrong or watched too much Batibot, Hiraya Manawari and of that Heidi animation dubbed into Pangasinense.

I shouldn’t really be loitering at Igan’s blog unless I have nothing else better to do but blow bubbles with my saliva. I skimmed through Igan's post with the ease of reciting the Henny-Penny-is-a-Hen poem but right after the second bubble popped-back to its fluidy form the comment trail wouldn’t allow itself to be skimmed and my sheepish grin earmarked for nostalgic moments of utmost sexual theme broadly beamed from my face.



Anyway, take a sample while I try to blow my 4,507th bubble…4,608…4,609…











A master of the English language does not need to exaggerate; an illiterate almost always does.

Lord Hailsham (1907 - 2001)
Ouch! That stung.
12 March 2007

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posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 3/12/2007 | 13 comments