I seldom log-on to YM these days. On one of those days while bubble-blowing my saliva to fill time, I went online and an ex (from a few ex’s ago) fished me out from my his end of the net wasting his company’s internet hours just to tell me that he and his hubby bought a dog and they named it Martha.
I know! Why on earth would you name your dog Martha? What’s wrong with Puffy? Dingo? or Lulu? It would have brought justice to this unfair world if they just named it after them…Alex or Francis; Alexfra or Lexis?
Talking about the unfairness of earthly existences, I’ll take this chance to try to bring consolation to others: I too have a career, a love life, and almost everything else in between that is unimaginably insipid.
But let’s look at the bright side people. I'll lend you my mantra: MY TEQUILA SHOT IS HALF FULL.
photo by: www.shutterandpupil.com
And for the rest, there’s my Brisbane-Sydney-Gold Coast trip shopping list:
Anonymous sex: Zero
Wet shoes: (2)
Credit card limit: Maxed-out!
New t-shirt: (5)
New quite pricy leather belt: (1)
New fabulous (but) made in China collared shirt: (3)
New long sleeved shirt-office use: (1) I gave the other pair to Eric.
New long sleeved shirt-casual use: (2) Giordano’s on sale!
New gadget: (1) IPod Shuffle. Waste of money! I can’t download the software! Apple is NEVER user-friendly!
New Bag: (2) One is leather the other, sadly, is not.
New time piece: (1)
New pants: (1) The Pinay cashier claims that that particular style is “uso” in Australia.
New surfer shorts: (1)
New VERY EXPENSIVE jacket: (1)
New scent: (1) I gave the other bottle to someone.
New magazine: (1) Vogue & (1) Men’s Health
Sex toys: Zero
New read on top of my 22-book backlog: (1) Bushnell, (1) Choelho and (1) I can’t remember the author
New sim card: (1) Mahal din yun, $20 noh! May load pa nga ata e.
New pair of socks (white): (3)
New pair of socks (black): (3)
New Calvin Klein underwear: (2)
Chocolates: Zero (I gave it all away!)
Pleasant memories: Innumerable
20 April 2007
Labels: What Kind of Fool Am I?