Bryan Miseducated

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April 20, 2007

My Tequila Shot is Half Full and a Dog Named Martha

I seldom log-on to YM these days. On one of those days while bubble-blowing my saliva to fill time, I went online and an ex (from a few ex’s ago) fished me out from my his end of the net wasting his company’s internet hours just to tell me that he and his hubby bought a dog and they named it Martha.

I know! Why on earth would you name your dog Martha? What’s wrong with Puffy? Dingo? or Lulu? It would have brought justice to this unfair world if they just named it after them…Alex or Francis; Alexfra or Lexis?

Talking about the unfairness of earthly existences, I’ll take this chance to try to bring consolation to others: I too have a career, a love life, and almost everything else in between that is unimaginably insipid.

But let’s look at the bright side people. I'll lend you my mantra: MY TEQUILA SHOT IS HALF FULL.

photo by: www.shutterandpupil.com

And for the rest, there’s my Brisbane-Sydney-Gold Coast trip shopping list:

Anonymous sex: Zero
Wet shoes: (2)
Credit card limit: Maxed-out!
New t-shirt: (5)
New quite pricy leather belt: (1)
New fabulous (but) made in China collared shirt: (3)
New long sleeved shirt-office use: (1) I gave the other pair to Eric.
New long sleeved shirt-casual use: (2) Giordano’s on sale!
New gadget: (1) IPod Shuffle. Waste of money! I can’t download the software! Apple is NEVER user-friendly!
New Bag: (2) One is leather the other, sadly, is not.
New time piece: (1)
New pants: (1) The Pinay cashier claims that that particular style is “uso” in Australia.
New surfer shorts: (1)
New VERY EXPENSIVE jacket: (1)
New scent: (1) I gave the other bottle to someone.
New magazine: (1) Vogue & (1) Men’s Health
Porn: Zero
Sex toys: Zero
Lubricant: Zero
New read on top of my 22-book backlog: (1) Bushnell, (1) Choelho and (1) I can’t remember the author
New sim card: (1) Mahal din yun, $20 noh! May load pa nga ata e.
New pair of socks (white): (3)
New pair of socks (black): (3)
New Calvin Klein underwear: (2)
Chocolates: Zero (I gave it all away!)
Pleasant memories: Innumerable

20 April 2007

Labels: What Kind of Fool Am I?

posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 4/20/2007

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At 6:15 PM, Lyka Bergen said........

Wow anything that deals with SEX: ZERO! (maybe except for the 6 pairs of SUCKs?). Congrats!

At 5:56 AM, Anonymous said........

My cats names were Margaret (the mother), Debbie (the daughter) and Duane (the son). I couldn't imagine naming them Fluffy or Puss or Fido.

At 2:38 PM, Bryan Anthony the First said........

@lyka: yup, circumstancial celibacy does "SUCK" !

At 2:39 PM, Bryan Anthony the First said........

@kyle: your cats' names are fine... but martha stil isn't :-)

At 7:11 PM, pat said........

bwiset yang ex mo noh? fishing.

At 1:01 AM, krista said........

"I too have a career, a love life, and almost everything else in between that is unimaginably insipid."

HEAR! :) and even though it's against our generally kind nature to hear about a martha-dog, i mean, i'm sure martha-dog will find a way to escape and crawl up to new owners who will give her/him a new name. :)

nax, sidney. :p my summer's so... quiet. argh.

At 4:59 PM, maui pacquiao said........

bryan, pasalamat ka na lang na hindi bryan ang name ng aso nila. ching!

At 11:54 PM, Anonymous said........

Nagparamdam ang ex mo para lang doon?! Chaka huh!

At 12:39 PM, Bryan Anthony the First said........

@maui: try lang nila... hehehe

At 12:40 PM, Bryan Anthony the First said........

@empress: sarap sabunutan noh!

At 8:30 PM, The Guy in Red Sneakers said........

...baka may nakaaway silang nagngangalang Martha.

AT BAHHHKEEET walang score? (sex, i'm talking about sex, bry.)

...Alexfra kinda sounds...

I dunno. Imagine a dog. Named Alexfra. Wow. May mali eh. Ahaha.

At 8:30 PM, Anonymous said........

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aww. how about non-anonymous sex? hehehe.

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shopping galore! i love shopping sprees!

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so happy for you bry. missing you! mwah!

At 7:04 AM, Bryan Anthony the First said........

@eric: ALEXRA...pwede syang gay dog's name

At 7:06 AM, Bryan Anthony the First said........

@rose: hahahah
i'm so happy for you too rose...
see you very soon!

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