Bryan Miseducated

Similarly, a naked John Lloyd Cruz or a Joross Gamboa without clothes and natural disasters are the least occurrence that could arouse or intensify my sexual desires.

Imagine the next door neighbor (pick the cute and well endowed one) with volcanic fetish masturbating. Simultaneously, at the instance he curls his toes, Mr. Dodong spurts his semen as Mt. Mayon spews magma all over Albay. Not. Sexy.

Reports of rape during a tsunami? Come on!

Then again, in this twisted world where Richard Gomez’s and Manny Pacquiao’s can be lawmakers for the Philippine Republic, it is not far fetch to say that tidal waves have aphrodisiacal properties.


Disclaimer: This is a commentary on the social responsibility of the news reportage of a daily tabloid in Papua New Guinea and not an utter display of apathy. I extend my deepest sympathy to the victims and their families.

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My apologies to everyone for falling short of a good thingamabob list for the month of March 2007. I’ll be running around Brisbane and Sydney over Easter and the planning and re-planning of my wardrobe and itinerary ate up all my spare time.

Anyway, here’s my thing of the Month. The one we all can’t live without: boys:

Boylet of the Month: Garth