September 24, 2008
I was feeling down and troubled and I needed a helping hand a few hours back but heaven is what i feel now. Two friends I haven’t seen in ages showed up with YM smileys. Pao and Anne, you guys are heaven sent. Pao, do find the best wine list there at the Fort, you have until January. And Anne, nothing in this world is without a taste. Hope that changes your stand against oral sex.

There.

My, my, I’m unaware of any major pageant held in September but darn, the girls at the 2008 Emmys trod the red carpet ala Miss Universe Top 10.

No major disaster this year. There goes fun! Sigh.

Okay, let’s get this over with.


Worst Dressed Runners-Up




Like what I’ve said, everyone’s rather prudent this year. Even Marcia Cross’s Elie Saab is not bad-worst but it’s not very easy on the eyes. It’s very reminiscent of Charlene’s Miss U ’94 gown.



Jeniffer Love Hewitt’s Carolina Herrera looks o.k. too but the disconcerting buntot pagi print is exactly that...disconcerting. Must be Steve Irwin’s ghost whispering about.


And our ate Christina De Rosa...parang pastillas wrapper na naka-pose. And what’s that on her grip? PVP Liner tickets?


And here to remind us to start shopping for our aguinaldos and wrap them fably with silvery ribbons for Christmas is just three menstrual cycles away... and the hair...parang may oil spill.





Eva Longoria: Marchesa






Meanwhile, the following are my top picks.





Nicollette Sheridan: Angel Sanchez
Cynthia Nixon: Calvin Klein
Olivia Wilde: Reem Acra
Vanessa Williams: Kevin Hall
Teri Hatcher: Monique Lhuillier





Woof!

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posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 9/24/2008 |



13 Comments:

At 1:53 AM, Blogger Gibo said........
ang elegant ni cynthia nixon!

yun lang.
 




At 5:36 AM, OpenID empressmaruja.com said........
Feeling ko papatok sa gay pageant ang gown ni Christina DeRosa.
 




At 2:45 PM, Blogger Aris said........
"And our ate Christina De Rosa...parang pastillas wrapper na naka-pose. And what’s that on her grip? PVP Liner tickets?"

Hahahaha! Mamatay-matay ako sa kakatawa sa description na 'to! Nice one, Bryan! :)
 




At 3:11 PM, Blogger dazedblu* said........
Vanessa and Teri's are hawt, esp with Teri Hatcher's pick.. haha, supporting a Filipino designer after her strut in the last season of DH, against Phil Med Skewl, haha XD
 




At 9:18 PM, Blogger joaqui_miguel said........
I still love Marcia and Eva though. :)

Teri hatcher looks really well but it kinda reminds me of a dress worn before already.

Vanessa Williams looks so darn amazing!
 




At 11:42 PM, Blogger R-yo said........
virgin coconut oil spill... he he
 




At 4:27 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@gibo: ganda ng lola les natin noh
 




At 4:38 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@empress: pang miss uruguay!
 




At 4:38 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@aris: byaheng makati espana? lols
 




At 4:41 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@dazed: goes around, comes around! :-)
 




At 4:46 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@joaqui: galing ng lola mo noh. aged well ika nga
 




At 4:48 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@r-yo: mas healthy yun

woof!
 




At 7:14 AM, Anonymous Tavita said........
Well said.