October 29, 2008

Port Moresby jeweler and friend Es introduced me to the olfactory joy of perfume mixing. She’s so fab she throws in a crash course in scent fusing for every bling purchase you make.

Her philosophy behind perfume mixing which also stands as her excuse for hoarding things she sees in Vogue is that a perfume is a mixture of stuff and to fuse two or more perfumes together wouldn’t exactly result to a nuclear fallout. Hmmm…

Anyway before you start concocting your parfum one needs to master two things:
1. eaus (parfums, toilettes and cologne), and your
2. bases (oil and alcohol)
And you are off to seducing the closet case from the IT department with your personalized potion!


Try my TOMMY LIKES MEN for starters. You’ll need:

Tommy Girl
Diesel Masculine
A discreet place to meet him
Discreet-er maneuver where you could pull him close enough and long enough to get a whiff of you

Spray generously maintaining a 2:1 Tommy to Diesel spray ratio.

Your whiff should resemble the concoction of Mr. IT’s St. Scho girl’s virginal aroma and the muskiness of his Fitness First buddy.


If fused properly the resulting scent guarantees you a date until Christmas tops and if you’re into leather and whips perhaps he’ll even let you pass the firewall for porn access.

Blah!

P.S.
Who would have known aroma therapy really works and darn spa owners weren’t ripping us off. I was blending scents the next day and Es’ little hobby kept me calm while trying to figure out how in hell to pay for them stones.

P.S. 2
I’m writing shit again. Help!

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posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 10/29/2008 |



24 Comments:

At 6:51 PM, Blogger RONeiluke, RN said........
i don't wear perfume. natural lang akong mabango lolz!
 




At 7:33 PM, Blogger Chase Bjørnsen Ravndal said........
i am a perfume addict so I guess I'll try perfume mixing
 




At 9:30 PM, Blogger mrs.j said........
i agree with ron!

naamoy ko na siya haha! :P
 




At 9:30 PM, Blogger mrs.j said........
i agree with ron!

naamoy ko na siya haha! :P
 




At 12:00 AM, Blogger XanFactor said........
how to mix and match clothes nga di ko alam, perfume pa... at sosy... madaming pabango... wow naman, pahingi naman...

lolz
 




At 1:10 AM, Blogger Will Shady said........
I personally never mixed my cologne. But my friend does, I think he has a secret formula of his own. I'm a bit curious to try your concoction. ;) Interesting to mix perfume with cologne though.
 




At 10:27 PM, Blogger dazedblu* said........
Happy Halloween -->
Happy Weekends XD
 




At 9:36 AM, Anonymous Carl said........
kabsat, i miss u! flight ko tatta papan diay russia... immadayo ta met la garud unayen hehe.

wait, nagbago na pala ako ng abode. wordpress na. sosyel...

isipipis.wordpress.com

ako yan, isip ipis talaga ^_^
 




At 4:32 PM, Blogger Maye said........
I used to do that when I was a kid. And it always didn't turn out right.. it smelled rather funky.

Anyway, I don't wear perfume. Only when I feel the need to impress someone with a breathtaking scent. Haha.
 




At 2:41 AM, Blogger tin-tin said........
dahil sa aromatherapy na yan, gusto ko tuloy magpa-spa ;p
 




At 11:32 AM, Anonymous Rey said........
I have Diesel... And wifey does have Tommy girl in one of her arsenals.

Hmmm....
 




At 9:16 AM, Blogger acey said........
darling, you're fabulous! i love how you described your mix. hehe.

man, i envy you! i so wanna mix scents. you've seen that movie "perfume"? your post just made me think of it. :D
 




At 4:04 AM, Blogger Momel said........
P.S. 2
I’m writing shit again. Help!


Aw hell no you ain't. I heart heart it likes 'av never hearted none prior. And there we go. I particularly heart the koochy wet dream with Mr IT Guy, and I'd do it in a heartbeat if only he didn't smell of... Le Poisson. Yeah, that's what them closet cases are to us fantastically out fags.
 




At 1:19 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@ron: paamoy nga?
 




At 1:23 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@cha: balitaan mo ako ha
 




At 11:41 AM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@lexan: lika dito
 




At 11:45 AM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@will: i swear it works
 




At 11:49 AM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@daz: thanks!!!
 




At 11:52 AM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@carl: di kana masa ha
 




At 11:57 AM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@maye: try mo yung bagon DKNY
 




At 11:58 AM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@tin: sama ako
 




At 12:10 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@rey: di kaya magalit si misis?
 




At 12:13 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@acey: you're fab too
mwahs
 




At 12:16 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@mellie: thanks! love you!