February 24, 2007
Congressman Manny Pacquiao




i was a first year student in high school when some retard nominated my friend to run for the class governor race. an ugly cretin seconded the motion.

the campaign posters shouted:

shy almost puritan, hillary duff-skinny who desperately needs to see a barber not suffering from astigmatism and parkinson’s disease, top-of-the-freshman class

versus

crush ng bayan famous for his teenage bulge strained by his levi’s 501

and the class’ mandate affirmed their love for jeans.

remember we were told so often that the youth is the future of the motherland. alas! we might as well swear in mr. manny now.

goodluck to the 14th congress.



24 February 2007

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posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 2/24/2007 |



13 Comments:

At 10:27 AM, Blogger Lyka Bergen said........
kasalanan lahat ni Joseph Estrada toh!
 




At 10:46 AM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@lyka: ano pa nga bah!
 




At 10:54 AM, Anonymous empress maruja said........
Hay nakoh no! Sa dami ng mga taartits na nagpapakapulitika't mga politikong nagpapakaartista, sadyang nakakalito na ever.

Danton Remoto for Senator. Chos!
 




At 5:57 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@empress: sino naman si Danton Remoto?
 




At 5:50 AM, Blogger howling said........
I wonder if the people could impeach this one... I can see him running around EDSA in yet another People Power 4 or 5 whatever. I honestly lost count. I'm really curious what his campaign theme music will be. Fight!
 




At 5:51 AM, Blogger howling said........
Sorry. LOL! I thought he's running for president. Duh!
 




At 8:17 AM, Anonymous empress maruja said........
Danton Remoto? Basta bading siya. go go go!

p.s. Umatras na pala si Pacquiao, for now. Yehey!
 




At 10:29 AM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@howling: fight kung fight!!!

buti nga not for president e...
 




At 10:33 AM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@empress: uulitin ko, sino si Danton Remoto

hahahahaha!
 




At 6:28 PM, Blogger tin-tin said........
kung anong ginagawa ng matatanda ay nakikita ng mga bata.. (basta yung sabi sa commercial ng nestle ba yun? basta dati pa. hehe)
 




At 4:44 AM, Blogger NeiLDC said........
bryan: I have link you back the post. see my blog!!

Neil :D
 




At 5:58 PM, Anonymous Lazarus said........
manny backed out na sa congressional race. He can't endure the booing from the cebuanos when he was here to watch boomboom championship fight.

But who knows, di pa final ang withdrawal.
 




At 8:56 AM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@neil: thanx sa link

@lazarus: good on you cebuanos, as in good on you guys