Congressman Manny Pacquiao
i was a first year student in high school when some retard nominated my friend to run for the class governor race. an ugly cretin seconded the motion.
the campaign posters shouted:
shy almost puritan, hillary duff-skinny who desperately needs to see a barber not suffering from astigmatism and parkinson’s disease, top-of-the-freshman class
crush ng bayan famous for his teenage bulge strained by his levi’s 501
and the class’ mandate affirmed their love for jeans.
remember we were told so often that the youth is the future of the motherland. alas! we might as well swear in mr. manny now.
goodluck to the 14th congress.
24 February 2007