February 15, 2007
I Wish the Tales of Mother Goose are true.

I feel lazy, gang-raped tired and sleepy.


In many ways a weeklong repose in Pangasinan is a viable relief. But just the thought of the five-hour air travel and an another five-hour bitter romance with Victory Liner and the obligatory VISA bills afterwards is the very anti-thesis of what I’m after—some f*** rest.

Wouldn’t it be great if we humans can elect to die temporarily?

I’m not talking about being medically dead and then waking-up from coma later or the excommunicable undertone of death and resurrection and the founding of a new religion. I’m thinking more in the vein of death-like deep sleep—ala hibernation.

Falling into a cavernous sleep without the need to eat and excrete, do debit-credit, answer phone calls, send tuition-money back home, add weird people to your FRIENDSTER list, blah blah blah and wake-up like you’re zany Cameron Diaz the morning after an earth-shattering Justin Timberlake shag would be liberating.

But reality bites.

Someone please bring me a spindle and tell me Charles Perrault’s version of the “Sleeping Beauty” is a non-fiction.

I still feel lazy, gang-raped tired and sleepy.


15 February 2007

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posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 2/15/2007 |



13 Comments:

At 7:10 PM, Blogger Lyka Bergen said........
Juice! Be careful what you wish for. You might end up as Anne Rice's "Sleeping Beauty". Sige kah!
 




At 1:09 AM, Anonymous kyle said........
The need for hibernation is stronger in temperate climates. When winter hits and it hurts your face to go outside, all you want to do is curl up with a pet or a lover and sleep until spring. But the regimented workplace requires your presence. *sigh*
 




At 8:37 AM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@lyka: ay di ko pa nabasa yan... basta ba may prince na hahalik to wake me up e
 




At 8:41 AM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@kyle: why the sigh? we have to work for the money after all..and yes, you couldn't get any tropical than PNG

woof!
 




At 12:31 AM, Anonymous kyle said........
Lol, thanks for the "woof!" I like your blog.
 




At 7:29 PM, Blogger Lyka Bergen said........
Bruha ka.... Anne Rice's Sleeping Beauty didnt wake up because of the kiss. Chunugi sya ni Prince Charming habang tulog ang beauty kaya nagising itets! Aaaay! Di ba vastos?
 




At 11:38 PM, Blogger howling said........
Proof that 'Sleeping Beauty' is purely fantasy fiction...

You can't stay beautiful if you sleep all through out even just for 2 days without waking up with a really nasty and horrid bad breath. Your skin won't stay moisturized and supple unless you had a tube down your throat pumping you up with lovely and warm fresh juice whilst you are asleep. You probably need a tube down your wee hole as well so you won't drown in your own piss. You'd get pressure sores and it won't help the carpet burns on your ass especially if you had a frenzied romp with JT on the floor before bedtime.
 




At 9:15 AM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@lyka: hahaha, dba may iyot iyot pa yung kwento na yun
 




At 9:17 AM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@howling: try ko nalang snow white cguro hahahahaha
 




At 12:53 PM, Blogger pat said........
Fuck work (if u have one). Sleep for as long as u want. Tapos read Anne Rice's beauty trilogy kung saan may gang-rape-like scenes at kung anu-ano pang obscenity. Then go back to sleep and gang rape yourself. Tas gising na! Ü
 




At 5:17 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@pat: exage syempre may work ako! gang rape myself...di ko abot kaya hehehe

thanks for the visit guys
 




At 11:50 PM, Anonymous empress maruja said........
I tend to sleep for longer periods (even my naps would last for more than an hour...while at work).

P.S. Does JT really have an earth-shattering shag? I thought he would be someone like a one-minute man.
 




At 9:40 AM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@empress: one minute can be earth-shattering you know...lalo na pag virgin ka pa

:-)