May 11, 2007
Book Twist- April 2007

For the simple reason of not wanting to write about the unentertaining wackiness the Filipino community gossips are I’ll share my thoughts about books that kept me company the month before. The thing is, this gig is not necessarily a book review or its ilk. Like what I’ve mentioned 18 words ago, I’ll share my thoughts about books that kept me company the month before.

I hope you’d still put up with another monthly thing.


1. We’ll Meet Again
By: Mary Higgins Clark

A blood-drenched wife with all the good reason to murder his philandering husband lost all her recollections at the time of the crime. But her finger prints were all over the place. After spending five years behind bars she began to vaguely recall that someone else was there when his husband was killed.

It’s always true that no matter how Chowking or your neighbor with dirty finger nails mixes your halo halo, every glass will always have crushed ice, milk and sugar. Similarly, every Mary Higgins Clarks I’ve read has a murder or two; a very unlikely but very circumstantially guilty suspect; a very likely but slightly circumstantially guilty suspect and my wrong guess. The rest are colorful fruits. Nevertheless this familiar halo halo is teeming with all the MHC skill I’ve come to love.

N.B.
Mother-of-two Kris Aquino claims that she’d read every single novel of Ms. Clark. If her fondness of the “Queen of Suspense” has nothing to do with the thrill she gets from trial run-ing men producing a Joshua, syphilis, and Yap Jr. as a result, then none of us is the wiser.

2. The Twist
By: Olivia Goldsmith


Murder is another way of dealing with a Casanova husband. A wife-mistress swap is another. Sylvie wants the old romance back; her look-alike Mistress Marla wants a husband. To pull it off the switcheroo that is, it helps that wife and the mistress can pass for as twins.

“The Twist” is another hilarious scuffle on the issues of monogamy and middle life crisis from the same writer who brought us “The First Wives Club”.

N.B.
Ms. Goldsmith has written 30.


3. Infamous Murderers
By: Rodney Castleden

I mistook the book to be biographies of slayers, butchers and killers. It turned out to be the kind of stuff for police academy freshmen. The writer tackled the merits of the crimes more than it probed on the personalities involved.

Mr. Castleden’s diligence in highlighting the flaws of these imperfect murders makes this a good read for those who plan to fool-proof their own.


11 May 2007

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May 03, 2007
Things of the Month, April 2007

1. Site of the Month- Pinoy Gay Blog



Did you ever wonder if someone else’s blog template is pink-er than yours?
Be puzzled no more, you big faggot!
Don’t waste your time figuring out who’s bottom and who’s top: Piolo or Sam? Siempre si Sam!
So, come one, come all.
Join ka na, like now na!

http://pinoygayblogs.com

2. Blog of the Month- Caulfieldisms

Here’s a novelty: A barista who can write…in English…and he actually makes sense!
And you thought a tall latte and a good read are each sold come separately.

http://caulfieldisms.blogspot.com


3. Boylet of the Month

Another nameless flesh from gaydar. But who cares what his name is? Pare-parehong ti** yan.


And as a bonus to compensate last months’ shortcomings: Introducing

drum roll please..

4. Studs of the Month

While were at it (on bonuses and stuff) we might as well keep things loaded, so I’m throwing in not one but three. Three men to keep all the issues of your groins pacified until the next month.

Richard, James & Carlos


03 May 2007

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April 03, 2007
Things of the Month, March 2007

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Similarly, a naked John Lloyd Cruz or a Joross Gamboa without clothes and natural disasters are the least occurrence that could arouse or intensify my sexual desires.

Imagine the next door neighbor (pick the cute and well endowed one) with volcanic fetish masturbating. Simultaneously, at the instance he curls his toes, Mr. Dodong spurts his semen as Mt. Mayon spews magma all over Albay. Not. Sexy.

Reports of rape during a tsunami? Come on!

Then again, in this twisted world where Richard Gomez’s and Manny Pacquiao’s can be lawmakers for the
Philippine Republic, it is not far fetch to say that tidal waves have aphrodisiacal properties.


Disclaimer: This is a commentary on the social responsibility of the news reportage of a daily tabloid in Papua New Guinea and not an utter display of apathy. I extend my deepest sympathy to the victims and their families.

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My apologies to everyone for falling short of a good thingamabob list for the month of March 2007. I’ll be running around Brisbane and Sydney over Easter and the planning and re-planning of my wardrobe and itinerary ate up all my spare time.

Anyway, here’s my thing of the Month. The one we all can’t live without: boys:

Boylet of the Month: Garth





Not the prettiest face, but come and see what makes him so special...
Garth: Up CLose & Personal

03 April 2007

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February 28, 2007
Things of the Month, February 2007

1. Series-on-DVD of the Month

Grey’s Anatomy




True. All that scalpels and the scrubbing-in do sound all familiar. But Meredith’s and everyone else’s Seattle Grace dose is an attempt for a breath of fresh air from the reeking omnipresence of sex, homosexuality, adultery and conspiracy theories others has to offer.

Their lives, aspirations and hopes are mirrored, addressed, threatened and more often thwarted as they go about the hospital as the intern, the co-intern, the room mate, the doctor, the patient, the girlfriend, the boyfriend, the ex and in some not so rare instances all that at the same time. This is not the greatest show in the world; more the middle-of-the-road whim.

But when life takes another turn to banalityville a TV series of surgeons and to-be's lives other than all the cutting & sutures is one odd means to take heart when one can't seem to get a life of his own.

(Actually laziness kasi ang bestfriend ko at laging forgetness na i-send yung hinihiram kung VCD ng Miss Universe 1969, 1973, at 2005 kaya this is what I’m watching na.)


2. Quote of the Month

"If there weren't blacks, Jews and gays, there would be no Oscars ... or anyone named Oscar, when you think about that."



Ellen DeGeneres
Host, The 79th Academy Awards


3. …That made me Happy this Month

I'm guessing:

1. Either they finally took pity on pretty me queueing up on rather orderly lines but queues nonetheless every time I want to saunter for a sidewalk life since there’s none in Port Moresby; or

2. They’re seducing me to migrate there.


4. Blog of the Month


Laitera

It’s one thing when you think you know one’s a fashion disaster. It’s another to exercise your police powers and make it entertaining and inject political statements while you’re at it. To say it’s a fun read is an understatement. I’m not that shallow noh!

See what she (he?) has to say to the rest of the fashion transgressing world at:




5. Boylet of the Month

I don’t know his name. He models for the Gaydar.com website. Basta, boylet of the month siya.
end of list

28 February 2007


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January 26, 2007
Things of the Month, January 2007

1. Book of the Month
Satan’s Slut
By: Aishling Morgan

Buggers! This is not my autobiography.
I saw this paperback at PowerBooks SM Mall of Asia shelved and waiting to assist men in their late 20’s who still stroke their genitals for sexual pleasure. I left the bookstore with a sense of morality and self-respect Mystica can only dream of. I bought a bookmark.

2. Quote of the Month
On Aging

“At 50, everyone has the face he deserves.”
George Orwell
British Writer



3. Boylet of the Month

Gleiber Solari

Gleiber Solari
Mr. Brazil 2007 Candidate

4. Sins of the Month
Gluttony & Sloth

I gained 10 kilos over the last 2.5 months. I will starve myself to death. Like now na!


thanks to http://rosieredhot.blogspot.com for the photos



5. Blog of the Month
Las Tres Estrellas

A colorific smorgasbord from the other side of heterosexual life: from fashion to Christmas trees to bulges and armpits. They (three of them plus Mama O) will seduce you into liking things you don't usually fancy and end up their comment slave.
Brighten up your day with
http://lastresestrellas.blogspot.com/

6. Gossip of the Month
Sam & Piolo

This is self expanantory. Very self explanatory.
End of list.

26 January 2007

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