April 13, 2006

You might have read it, you might have not. It may not be funny at all, (are we even allowed to be funny during the lent?) but what the heck. And for poor but still handsome me who haven’t had a decent Filipino dish for a while I find it best to just laugh at my frustration.

I’d be glad to offer a rough translation on this post for the non-Tagalog speaking readers but it’s a gesture in vain as the humor and raunchiness would be lost in the process.

Anyhow, a blessed Easter to everyone!

1. TAPSILOG - Tapa, Sinangag, Itlog

2. LONGSILOG - Longganisa, Sinangag, Itlog
3. HOTSILOG - Hotdog, Sinangag, Itlog
4. PORKSILOG - Pork, Sinangag, Itlog
5. CHICKSILOG - Chicken, Sinangag Itlog
6. AZUCARERA - Adobong Aso
7. LUGLOG - Lugaw, Itlog
8. PAKAPLOG - Pandesal, Kape, Itlog
9. KALOG - Kanin, Itlog
10. PAKALOG - Pandesal, Kanin, Itlog
11. MAALOG NA BETLOG - Maalat na Itlog, Pakbet, Itlog
12. BAHAW - Bakang Inihaw
13. KALKAL - Kalderetang Kalabaw
14. HIMAS - Hipon Malasado
15. HIMAS SUSO - Hipon Malasado, Sugpo, Keso
16. HIMAS PEKPEK - Hipon Malasado, Kropek, Pinekpekan
17. PEKPEK MONG MALAKI - Kropek, Pinekpekan, Monggo, Malasado, Laing, Kilawin
18. DILA - Dinuguan, Laing
19. DILAAN MO - Dinuguan, Laing, Dalandan, Molo
20. BOKA BOKA - Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape
21. BOKA BOKA MO PA - Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape, Molong Pancit
22. KANTOT - Kanin, Tortang Talong
23. KANTOT PA - Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit
24. SIGE KANTOT PA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit
25. SIGE KANTOT PA IBAON MO - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit - Take out
26. SIGE KANTOT PA HA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit, Halo-halo
27. SIGE KANTOT PAIBAON MO PAPA - Sinigang na Pi! ge, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit... Take out with Ketchup
28. PAKANTOT - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong
29. PAPAKANTOT - Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang Talong
30. PAPAKANTOT KA BA - Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kapeng Barako
31. PAKANTOT SA YO - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Saging + Yosi
32. PAKANTOT KA - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kape
33. PAKANTOT KA HABANG MATIGAS PA - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kape, Inihaw na Bangus, Maruya, Tinola, Ginisang Aso, Pancit
34. SUBO - Sugpo, Bopis
35. SUBO MO - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo
36. SUBO MO PA - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Pancit
37. SUBO MO PA MAIGE - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Mais, Pige
38. SUBO MO TITE KO - Sugpo, Bopis, Tinola, Teryaki, Kochinta
39. SUBO MO TITE KO BILIS - Sugpo, Bopis, Tinola Teryaki, Kochinta, Bihon, Tawilis
40. SUBO MO TITE KO BILIS, HAYOP! - ...same as #39, minura mo lang yung waiter kasi ang tagal ng order.

13 April 2006


posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 4/13/2006 |


At 5:13 PM, Blogger yey said........
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! youre such a douche, man. are those terms for real?

At 7:05 PM, Blogger Momel said........
I think some of those terms are made up.

(Patulan ba? HA HA HAAAA!!!)

Hey, thanks for linking me. I'll return the favor once I learn how. This internet thing is sooo new to me kasi eh. He hee.

Keep blogging!

At 12:07 PM, Blogger Jay said........
Hey, I've been to Port Moresby and Lae in the 80's. In one Pinoy party I attended I ate Lechon, which was basted in butter. It was a killer!

At 12:02 AM, Blogger Kiss My Mike said........
Another proof that Filipinos are damn creative!

I guess items 1 to 39 can also have the ",HAYOP" variation depending on how fast the waiter can prepare the food.

At 5:44 PM, Blogger Rose said........
bwahahahaha!!! i love it.

what are you hungry for exactly, bry??? hehehe.

come on home and let's eat, each and every tasty dish on that list!!!!

sayang, mukhang d ka na nga nakauwi ngayong holy week. :(

At 5:19 PM, Blogger rOnI said........

At 3:24 PM, Blogger carl said........
if i order, how long should i wait for delivery and is it c.o.d. or should i give you my credit card number? do you have like those promo combos? hehe

At 10:03 PM, Blogger NeiLDC said........

I got this email before on my box but then thanks for posting again coz i have deleted it before, anyway, that was one of phil identity..

ill add you on my links, if you dont mind.. i like your blog as well..

At 7:11 PM, Blogger adi said........
EVERYTHING on the list please. We've been going without... er, this tasteee (I trust you have had a go of all of these, have you not?) meals for quite a while.

There's 8 of us, too, so...

At 2:06 PM, Blogger suze said........
I wish I had some idea what that was about?? I speak lots of languages but not filipino so I understand a translation probably wouldn't work.

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