May 13, 2006
Horny, Babylon & the Audit Season

i should start writing my mothers day blog. i wont be sober enough by the end of the day to be blogging. so i’m bidding to do it now, but sitting here in front of my 19” lcd monitor…i’m out of nice things to say to my mom. joke! love you ma!

i’m simply not myself today—distracted...bored…jaded…horny…

been horny since yesterday and since i refuse to masturbate, i’m double horny today

why do i refuse to masturbate? duh! i can get sex anytime i want. i have suitors who beg me to sleep with them (naks!). seriously they do, i don’t know why… could be the size—good news spread far and wide and have reached them! my endowment from my iberian ancestors which is atypical of asian men must be a rare delectable delight for them—asians & caucasians alike! hahaha!…engaging myself to self-sexual-pleasure is an affront, a disrespect to my well-being (naks!). an act of desperation per se. plus, i’m 26 na kaya—fondling your genitals to provide sexual pleasure is kid stuff…

why do i refuse to sleep with my suitors?… one word—monogamy!

i should be working, i’m due for audit anytime…

ces rang me up and sched us for an afternoon coffee at the yacht club. i missed dinner at the yachtie last night, it turned out everyone cancelled as well, they simply can’t have fun without me (kapal ng utong!).

where the hell are those cheque vouchers…

coffee would be nice, i’ll have a cup of latte as usual, and ten glasses of margarita to drown the caffeine… but maybe not, five would suffice, i still have an italian dinner to attend to. we’re having a farewell party [part one] for an american friend working for the u.s. embassy. he’d be assigned to a new base—bangkok. such a lucky bastard! (love you guy!)

speaking of bangkok, i was told i should go and see this babylon place [babylon barracks]. there use to be a club of the same name in malate—the one that smells like chlorine is constantly spilled all over the place. anyway, this one’s a hotel-sauna-resto. as a kid, i read about why lot’s family was told by angels to run away from sodom… wala hindi siya related sa sinasabi ko...


i really should be summing-up my financial statements…really, really should…like (sabi nga ni momel) like now na!


13 May 2006
posted by Bryan Anthony the First at 5/13/2006 |



18 Comments:

At 3:18 PM, Blogger Momel said........
May isang higad na nanginain sa dahon ng gabi na niluto upang gawing laing. Ang pangalan niya ay Bryan.

At ganun siya kakati.

HA HA HA HAAAA! Cheers!
 




At 6:03 PM, Blogger Guy said........
Actually, the problem with Sodom was that the population was not welcoming to strangers. Fortunately, you don't have that problem:) Will miss you when I go!
 




At 6:42 PM, Blogger adi said........
yeah, i think it's tag-libog season!

have fun with work (hindi related, pero still..)!
 




At 6:55 PM, Blogger /iambrew said........
hahaha... this post has turned from a mother's day special to one hey-i'm-really-horny revelation...

wer's ur mom? u need some spanking...

and im intrigued... hmmm...iberian...
 




At 12:25 AM, Blogger Rose said........
bry!

horny isn't the best thing to be when you're stressed and so very far from the arms of the one who loves you! hehehe.

hope you're not so horny or found a way to relieve yourself, or are thinking of other things. hehehe. and also that the financial statements are finished and over with.

hugs!
 




At 12:47 AM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@momel: uu dati ako taga makati, sa bangkal...yung condo dun ha hindi yung sa tabi lang...

@guy: will miss u too, that was a lovely night we had, see you on the farewell part 2! mwahs!
 




At 1:08 AM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
@erik: yup! will do!

@iam: uu, kastila daw lolo ko ;-)

@rose: well, i'm still blogging 1.03 a.m., still sober--just 2 glasses of red & a glass of champagne...

and the too-spongy, overly sweet tiramisu sucked-up all the raging hormones, i'm fine now! back to normal??
 




At 1:48 AM, Blogger /iambrew said........
bryan,
hmmmm.. interesting.. something id like to see... bwahahaha..
 




At 2:05 AM, Blogger graveyaaaarrd_zombie said........
ayus na entry to ah :D


bloghopping...naki-comment na ren :P
 




At 4:05 PM, Blogger carl said........
hahaha iberian genes rock. (not that its done anything for me--perhaps the secret to my laziness?) wait, you have suitors? as in girls court you? like how? what a lucky bastard.
 




At 5:05 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
hahahaha! i can't give self-incriminating answers eh... i have my own MTRCB! -wink!-
 




At 8:24 PM, Blogger /iambrew said........
bryan darling, do u want me to tell Carl?
 




At 9:29 PM, Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said........
iam...do you actually work? lols

and oh, dont broadcast it yet, not just yet!
 




At 12:24 AM, Blogger MrDJ said........
yeah. tag-libog na ngayon! but there are different ways to play with your junior. wahahaha! Let me count the ways..... :p
 




At 3:29 AM, Blogger ie said........
the comment of momel got me laughing. hu, bryan ha. so nagpaparinig. :]
 




At 9:35 AM, Blogger Kiss My Mike said........
i know someone who still masturbates at age 40. hehe.

anyways, i'm glad you're able to hold yourself from temptations. that's rare na rin nowadays eh, i think!
 




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