Horny, Babylon & the Audit Season
i should start writing my mothers day blog. i wont be sober enough by the end of the day to be blogging. so i’m bidding to do it now, but sitting here in front of my 19” lcd monitor…i’m out of nice things to say to my mom. joke! love you ma!
i’m simply not myself today—distracted...bored…jaded…horny…
been horny since yesterday and since i refuse to masturbate, i’m double horny today
why do i refuse to masturbate? duh! i can get sex anytime i want. i have suitors who beg me to sleep with them (naks!). seriously they do, i don’t know why… could be the size—good news spread far and wide and have reached them! my endowment from my iberian ancestors which is atypical of asian men must be a rare delectable delight for them—asians & caucasians alike! hahaha!…engaging myself to self-sexual-pleasure is an affront, a disrespect to my well-being (naks!). an act of desperation per se. plus, i’m 26 na kaya—fondling your genitals to provide sexual pleasure is kid stuff…
why do i refuse to sleep with my suitors?… one word—monogamy!
i should be working, i’m due for audit anytime…
ces rang me up and sched us for an afternoon coffee at the yacht club. i missed dinner at the yachtie last night, it turned out everyone cancelled as well, they simply can’t have fun without me (kapal ng utong!).
where the hell are those cheque vouchers…
coffee would be nice, i’ll have a cup of latte as usual, and ten glasses of margarita to drown the caffeine… but maybe not, five would suffice, i still have an italian dinner to attend to. we’re having a farewell party [part one] for an american friend working for the u.s. embassy. he’d be assigned to a new base—bangkok. such a lucky bastard! (love you guy!)
speaking of bangkok, i was told i should go and see this babylon place [babylon barracks]. there use to be a club of the same name in malate—the one that smells like chlorine is constantly spilled all over the place. anyway, this one’s a hotel-sauna-resto. as a kid, i read about why lot’s family was told by angels to run away from sodom… wala hindi siya related sa sinasabi ko...
i really should be summing-up my financial statements…really, really should…like (sabi nga ni momel) like now na!
13 May 2006
At ganun siya kakati.
HA HA HA HAAAA! Cheers!